No one wants to see the adventures of this microbial lass. She is full of impurity and infection! Join her microscopic friends as they multiply at alarming rates, seething with pestilence and wreaking havoc on healthy cells. Watch them all shrivel and die under the influence of antiseptic, or just from drying out and not having a nice warm vein to travel in. Wonder at how this brilliant concept was never developed by any entertainment conglomerate, much to my chagrin.
Forget the pallid Pixar version in “Brave” — this is the real anti-Princess.
Would anyone actually buy an anti-princess? I mean, WE want to see one, but do you think the execs at any of the conglomerates are ready to see one?